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For those who want ViP protection with VIP snacks' • 15 emergency contacts pre-dialed, including your therapist • Unlimited-shelter reservations (with AIC and Spotify Premium) • Missile-tracking AR filter (makes every siren look like Call of Duty) • Advanced panic button - sends 3 WhatsApps, 2 DMs, and yells "IMMA!" • Free Iron Dome air freshener (lavender-sandalwood) • Priority in line at the bomb shelter, even if you arrive/ate • Custom rocket alert ringtones: choose from "Yalla Yalla" or Run Forrest Run • Drone-delivered hummus in case you get stuck in the safe room • 24/7 emotional support chatbot named "Moti" • "Shalom Kit" - includes Sudoku, Tehilim, and an emergency baklava

Because you deserve 3 seconds more warning than your neighbors" • 10 family members can share one alert (but still argue about it) • Choose your shelter music: from "Chill Tel Aviv Vibes" to "Yemenite Disco" • Standard "Find my Kid at the Mall During a Siren" GPS tracker • Real-time updates from your cousin in the reserves who knows a gay • Built-in calculator to figure out how many sirens = school closure • Automatic reminder to defrost schnitzel, no matter the chaos

For those who prefer denial with a side of updates